It’s that magical time of the year. The leaves are changing, the pumpkin is spicing and Apple rolls out a bunch of iPhones we don’t need.
一年里最具魔幻色彩的一刻又一次降临人间！金灿灿的麦子，红彤彤的柿子，黄澄澄的落叶，还有「苹果」再次换代，推出谁也不需要的「爱疯11」。
When iPhone 11 hears its own price…
「爱疯11」看到自己售价的那一刻。。。
Everyone has his own theory where the inspiration that Apple got for the new camera design.
「爱疯11」亮点是它的三镜头设计。至于这设计灵感打哪儿来，江湖上流闻甚多。
Apple, on September 11, held an event to unveil the iPhone 11, which will come in black, white, yellow, green, purple and red. Coincidentally, those are the same colors that racist people say they don’t care if you are.
「苹果」在9月11号发布会上揭开了「爱疯11」的神秘面纱。新产品会有黑白黄绿紫红六种颜色。这六种颜色跟种族歧视者声称他们不在乎的肤色刚好吻合。
Tim Cook「苹果」公司首席执行官：Here"s the same iPhone,but in new military green colour.
这款跟以前的没两样，就是改成军绿色了。Everyone大众：
Apple is not messing around. They’ve already taken over phones, now they’re trying to take over watches, they’re launching TV shows, they’re trying to take over video games. Yeah, next year, Popeyes, watch out — they’re going to come out with a chicken sandwich.
「苹果」可是动真格的。不单单卖手机，还有手表，推出了电视，还想在电玩市场分一杯羹。是啊，明年的话，各位快餐业的老板可得小心了，「苹果」估计会推出鸡肉三文治。
Our prediction for next generation of iPhone.
我们对下一代「爱疯」的预测。
If Apple sold water, the slogan would be "Clean, Simple, Wet"!And change itslogo to blue!
如果「苹果」卖水，广告词很可能这样的~~「纯净，简单，湿润」！然后把商标颜色改为蓝色！
