1.希望法律可以禁止回信息慢的人进行网络聊天这项活动，一小时回一条请问你为什么不直接写信？发电报都比你快
I hope that the law can prohibit people with slow information from chatting online. Why don you write directly? Telegrams are faster than you
2.有人存你电话是为了打给你，但我不一样，我是为了不接
Someone saved your phone to call you, but Im different. Im not answering
3.吹头发的时候感觉自己是全智贤，照镜子的时候才看清自己是高晓松
When I blow my hair, I feel that I am Quan Zhixian. When I look in the mirror, I can see that I am Gao Xiaosong
4.我每天拼了命努力就是为了，向那些看不起我的人证明，他们是对的
I work hard every day for the sake ofProve to those who look down on me that they are right
5.骂我一次我忍，骂我第二次我忍，但是你要记住我是美女，不是忍者神龟
Scold me once, I can bear to scold me, but the second time I willYou have to remember that Im a beauty, not a ninja turtle
6.不要觉得我们单身的人很寂寞，你知道我们每天都在忙些什么吗？忙着给有对象的人提供情感上的建议
Don feel lonely when we are single. Do you know what we are busy with every day? Busy giving emotional advice to someone you want
7.最近在使用增高药，效果还挺明显的，高了两三厘米，就是一粒一粒的放在鞋里面有点硌脚
Recently, I have been using heightening medicine, and the effect is quite obvious. Its two or three centimeters high. Its a little bit irritating to put one grain by one in the shoes
8.快开学了，又是场学长追学妹，学妹勾学长，学弟傍学姐，学妹恨学姐的大战，而我心里只有饭堂的饭还有小卖部的零食
Its about to start school, and its a big fight between seniors chasing younger students and younger students hooking up to them and hating them. In my heart, theres only food in the canteen and snacks in the snack bar
