一，只要我足够冷漠，难过的那位就不是我。
As long as I have enough MoMo, the sad one is not me.
二，再好的链子拴不住想要跑掉的狗 再好的鱼也喂不饱一只想要偷腥的猫。
No matter how good the chain is, a dog who wants to run away can feed a cat who wants to cheat.
三，你能不能像一个消防车一样边叫边放水。
Can you bark and release water like a fire truck?
四，在说我坏话时请别添油加醋 你真当炒菜呢。
Please don embellish me when you say bad things about me. You are really cooking
五，不是路不平 而是你不行。
Its not that the road is rough, its that you can .
六，别说当年骂你了 你要是听不清我还能刻你碑上。
Don scold you in those days. If you can hear clearly, I can still carve your tablet.
七，别遗憾下次找个阳间的。
Don be sorry. Find someone in the dead next time.
八，不行咱们就一别两宽各自生欢。
I can . Lets just have a good time.
九，撩人是我的爱好 心动就是你的不对了。
Its my hobby to be hot, but its your fault.
十，人生就像演戏，情节逼真又美丽。
Life is like acting, with vivid and beautiful plot.
十一，别和会呼吸的男孩谈恋爱，他会和你抢空气。
Don fall in love with a boy who can breathe, he will rob you of air
十二，有酒就喝 有爱就做。
Drink with wine and do with love.
十三，不在别找 找也不回。
No, don look for it, and don return it.
十四，做人不能这样 缺狗粮才知道找我。
You can find me without dog food.
十五，只要哥哥长得帅，备胎成群我都爱。
I love my brother as long as he is handsome and has lots of spare tires.
十六，姐姐不给你机会 妹妹你怎么上位。
Sister doesn give you a chance. Sister, how can you be superior?
十七，对我有意见可以提 但绝对不好使。
Yeah, I have a problem with it, but its definitely not easy.
十八，我去拼多多给你拼对眼睛
Im going to spell a lot to get your eyes right.
十九，祝你儿孙满堂全是兄弟帮忙。
May your children and grandchildren be full of brothers help.
二十，你说的再对 我就是不听。No matter what you say, I just won listen.
No matter what you say, I just won listen.
