前段时间不知道为什么朋友圈突然就流行起来了野餐，看到别人拍各种好看的照片，于是我也想要学着别人去野餐，可谁知道，当我刚铺好野餐布，摆好水果的时候，就有一个大妈过来问我“水果怎么卖”？
Some time ago I do not know why circle of friends suddenly popular picnic, see others take all kinds of beautiful photos, so I also want to learn from others to picnic, but who knows, when I just laid the picnic cloth, put the fruit, a old woman came to ask me "how to sell the fruit"?
实不相瞒，其实我的真实身份是一个聪明魔仙堡的魔仙，主要是魔仙堡的日子太舒服了，我真的很想来体验一下人间疾苦，但是没想到却是这么苦。
Truth be told, in fact, my real identity is a smart magic fairy castle magic fairy, mainly magic fairy castle life is too comfortable, I really want to experience the human suffering, but did not expect it is so bitter.
你知道一个美女走夜路的时候最害怕的是什么事情吗？她最怕的是天太黑，但是她又太美了，因为天黑，别人看不到她的美！
Do you know what scares a beautiful woman the most when she walks in the night? What she feared most was that it was too dark, but she was too beautiful, because it was dark, and no one could see her beauty!
昨天晚上的星星可真的是太好看了吧，明显别平时亮的多，我本来想要摘一颗给我男朋友的，可是仔细想了一下，发现我好像根本就没有男朋友！
The star of last night can be really too good-looking, obviously not usually bright much, I originally want to pick one to give my boyfriend, but think carefully, found that I seem to have no boyfriend at all!
也不知道从什么时候开始，我对我未来的人生规划开头的一句话全部都是：等我哪一天有钱了，然后直到现在我还是没有开始我的规划，因为我一直都没钱……
I do not know when I began to plan my future life, the first sentence is all: wait for me one day rich, then until now I still did not start my plan, because I have no money……
后来的我终于明白，原来所有的困难都能把我训得服服帖帖的。
Later, I finally understand that all the original difficulties can train me docilely.
虽然总是有人说：一口吃不成一个胖子，但是我知道多吃几口就能吃成一个胖子。
Although there are always people who say: one bite does not make a fat man, but I know that a few more bites can make a fat man.
现在的天气真是一天比一天冷了，记得晚上睡觉被冻醒的时候，不要忘记把室友的被子也给掀开。
Now the weather is getting colder day by day, remember to sleep at night when you wake up from the cold, don forget to lift your roommates quilt.
你知道为什么小时候的我们总是那么的快乐吗？因为那个时候的我们，还不明白自己有多丑和有多穷，会给以后生活带来怎样的烦恼。
Do you know why we were always so happy when we were children? Because at that time, we still do not understand how ugly and how poor they are, will bring to the future life what kind of trouble.
假如你想我的话，那你可以请我去吃好吃的东西，那么我保证，我马上出现在你面前。
If you want me, then you can invite me to eat delicious food, then I promise, I will appear in front of you immediately.
以前的人，总是会说就算我得不到你的心，我也要得到你的人，可是现在的人就现实多了，他们会说就算我得不到你的人，我也要得到你的钱。
In the past, people would always say that even if I don get your heart, I also want to get your man, but now people are more realistic, they will say that even if I don get your man, I also want to get your money.
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